Saturday, August 17, 2019

Totally legit call

1. Has tattoos.
2. Piercings outside of the traditional earlobe placement.
3. Has “slut face.”
4. Cusses a lot.
5. Not ticklish.
6. Broaches the topic of illegal drugs (even marijuana) without prompting.
7. Has big tits.
8. Shows excessive skin for weather conditions.
9. Has extra body hair (arms, girl-sideburns, girl-mustache) and/or a low speaking voice.
10. Associates with confirmed sluts.
11. Shows interests in girls, has “hooked up” with girls, or claims to be “bi-sexual.”
12. Is currently, or was at some point, in a sorority.
13. Has traveled alone, or with only girls, to fuck-fest locations (e.g., Jamaica).
14. Was a cheerleader in high school.
15. Went, or goes, to a known party college (e.g., Arizona State, USC, UC Santa Barbara).
16. Lost her virginity on the younger side (15 and down).
17. Likes tequila shots or party drugs (e.g., Extasy/MDMA).
18. Is “friends” with DJs, promoters, or other small-time pseudo-celebs.
19. Is an artist, or a wannabe “model” who has done “photo shoots.”
20. Broaches the topic of sex first.
21. Has a bad relationship with her father and/or has divorced parents.
22. Describes herself as a feminist or with any of its jargon (“pansexual,” “demi-sexual,” “cis-gendered”).
23. Has an even, nice tan that she maintains.
24. Hair dyed a nontraditional color (e.g., blue).


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