Tuesday, October 16, 2012
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Thursday, February 16, 2012
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The Daily Messenger: How you see yourself
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Saturday, February 11, 2012
Rule 16
16) A bro will never make another bro look bad in front of a target girl. The wing man should swiftly punish any such attempts. Afterwards the bro who infringed upon this rule may be confronted by the whole circle of bros.
The bro code is an epic set of guidelines by which bros may exist by. Its like a set of rules that a tribe lives by. In fact, you and your bros are a tribe. A bro-tribe! Therefore when a bro is has thought highly enough of a chick to bring her to be showcased and evaluated by his bros, every bro present shall do his best.
The bro code at its simplest, is fairly looking out for your bro's well being and general health. Therefore a violation of rule 16 should be punished harshly because dude that just sucks and is not cool. A bro should always be looking for ways to help his bros score, not to ruin their chances of it whenever possible.
A violation of rule 16 should be forgiven a few times, but after that they must not be allowed to participate in situations where their behavior has proven to be destructive to the plan. Basically, a dude who cock blocks when he shouldn't repeatedly, should not be given any opportunities to cock block again.
Because the love among bros should outlast any event, especial if the foul was made when the bro was drunk, that all bros forgive and forget. There are bros who continually screw your game up for you and they aren't even drunk. These bros should still be loved, but just not allowed to be around for such events.
Basically, if you know for a certainty your bro is gonna cock block, don't let him be there. This however should not be necessary. A good wing man will handle all of these events on the fly, and make sure that his bro has nothing but green lights.
When good game is combined with a solid wing man, the bro has no worries. So consider having pregame talks with your bros, and especially make sure your wing man knows what needs to be done. There is only so much a bro can do in the end, and when a bro is rejected he shall always endeavor to blame himself before blaming his bros, preferably he would blame the chick first and foremost.
Consolidate all rejections of your bros with lots of beer, bros love beer. When a bro gets out of a relationship whether he was dumped or not, give him lots of hugs and beer and spend some time with him. Bros have bros for a reason, so remember to always be there for your bros.
Friday, February 10, 2012
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Wednesday, February 8, 2012
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Monday, February 6, 2012
Bro Foul punishment
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| Being a male in our day, geting screwed or else no boom boom. Ever. |
Sunday, February 5, 2012
The SuperBowl
Many of you may or may not have just recently watched the Superbowl. Many of you who just recently watched it may or may not have partied particularly hard. I however, performed the latter. And now that I am home, safe, and drunk, lets talk about the Superbowl.
The game in and of itself may or may not have been very important to you. Personally for me and who I was with here in California, the game was pretty much meaningless, besides of course the bets we placed on the games outcome. We mostly played beerpong and did shots and spent time with our friends.
Above all else we spent time with out bros. Superbowl Sunday is one of the all time bro days, even if your girlfriend is with you or not. Even if your not into sports that much at all (like me) today was a huge day for sitting back and hanging out with the guys talking about whatever while the game is on.
Many of you bros may have had to work on this normal Sunday made important by corporate America. Hell I even ran into a few bros I knew working at the local round table when I went to get a bite to eat. But for those of you lucky enough to have had the freedom and drinks to party hard today, I hope you did it according to the brocode!
Today I observed many actual interactions of the brocode and absolutely no infractions of it. I took care of my bros and made sure they had tons of fun, while also making sure they didn't drink too much. Today was not a day for wingmen and nailing down some good looking girls for me and my bros. Today was a day of bro-like solidarity and having a multitude of good laughs together!
We here at the brocode blog hope that all of you had as much fun as we did today. Remember bros, the brocode is not just a set of rules. It is a higher way of life by which all things are made awesome!
The game in and of itself may or may not have been very important to you. Personally for me and who I was with here in California, the game was pretty much meaningless, besides of course the bets we placed on the games outcome. We mostly played beerpong and did shots and spent time with our friends.
Above all else we spent time with out bros. Superbowl Sunday is one of the all time bro days, even if your girlfriend is with you or not. Even if your not into sports that much at all (like me) today was a huge day for sitting back and hanging out with the guys talking about whatever while the game is on.
Many of you bros may have had to work on this normal Sunday made important by corporate America. Hell I even ran into a few bros I knew working at the local round table when I went to get a bite to eat. But for those of you lucky enough to have had the freedom and drinks to party hard today, I hope you did it according to the brocode!
Today I observed many actual interactions of the brocode and absolutely no infractions of it. I took care of my bros and made sure they had tons of fun, while also making sure they didn't drink too much. Today was not a day for wingmen and nailing down some good looking girls for me and my bros. Today was a day of bro-like solidarity and having a multitude of good laughs together!
We here at the brocode blog hope that all of you had as much fun as we did today. Remember bros, the brocode is not just a set of rules. It is a higher way of life by which all things are made awesome!
Saturday, February 4, 2012
Rule 15
15) If a bro is terrible at sports, excuses may be made, no matter how bad they are. Good bros will start to play worse so that their bro doesn’t look so bad.
The inner workings that comprise the backbone of this rule are based upon the well founded beliefs that not every bro has to be a sports douche. Being a bro is recognizing the bond of awesomeness between a dude and his dudes. It is not a label upon which to slap merchandise and douche slurs to.
It is highly common to even observe a guy a wearing a certain style of clothing and acting a certain way, and you make a mental note that this guy looks like a bro. All the No Fear clothing and Rock Star energy drinks does not make a guy a bro. It just shows that he has an identity crisis that he is dealing with.
Bros be forewarned of this type of behavior! Your fellow bros will always have your back even if you decide to change how you do things and what you wear. But seriously, don't be a douche. Just be yourself.
A bro does not have to be a sports fan, or be good at sports, or even be able to hold his liquor. A bro does just have to be awesome. Playing a sport is an awesome pass time with your friends and doesn't always have to be a competition. Therefore bros, have a heart and look out for your bros out on the field/court/surf.
And above all else, if the chicks are watching and a bro isn't particularly good at a sport, "its not my day" is the only acceptable excuse to be made. A bad ass dude doesn't even make that beta-male apology.
Keep the peace my bros!
Friday, February 3, 2012
Rule 14
14) A bro shall never make another bro ashamed for hooking up with a girl. Even if she was truly nasty, a bro will make excuses for his bro. Example, “you were drunk so…”
Sometimes dudes just slum it. And by sluming it we mean that they don't just bend their standards a bit, they really ignore them. We are talking about doing something with someone when under normal circumstances it would never happen. Monogamy and fidelity are all well and good virtues that are still valued by a fair number in our time and more so when long term relationships are concerned. But in the dating world when you are young, sleeping around is the thing.
Each generation is more messed up than the last from someone's viewpoint, always. Understand that you and your bros are young and living the life (under 35 and single). Cherish it and have fun, everyone knows to do this. So when your bro hooks up with a girl, thou shalt not give him shit for it lest shit be given upon you.
There are few reasons a bro might slum it, many of them previously discussed on this blog. One is beer goggles. It is a well known fact that things look way more awesome when you're drunk. That nasty, greasy pizza. The girl that never had a boyfriend throughout high school and is now being flirty with you at the party.
There are things that people don't normally do because of common sense and prior reasoning that they do a lot under the influence. AKA Stupid shit. The phrase "stupid shit" covers everything from streaking to sluming it.
So even if shes hot or not, don't ever give your bro crap for his dating choices. Sober or not you must always have your bros back. If you feel you need to bring one of your bros errors into the light then do so discreetly, and if you are a blundering ass then at least have the common sense to pull him aside and keep it private.
Remember bros, your message may be righteous but if your delivery of the message is terrible than your bro won't hear it. Speak the truth, but speak it in a language that gets heard. AKA being a cocky douche may get you chicks, but being awesome and understanding with your bros is what counts.
Keep the peace my bros, and party hard this weekend!
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Thursday, February 2, 2012
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Tuesday, January 31, 2012
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Monday, January 30, 2012
Rule 12
12) A bro will never ask for gas money for a ride unless he truly is hard up, or the ride exceeds the distance of 20 miles.
Bros will always wave the costs of things when it concerns their fellow bros. This includes anything from buying party equipment to covering your bro the difference on a purchase he was short on. Therefore good bros always wave gas money even when hitting up the gas station so they can drive around for the night.
The bro in question who is driving may take offered gas money at any time as per his bro discretionary judgement. But the same bro should not ask for gas money if it is not offered without provocation unless as per the above criteria, he is hard up or the destination exceeds 20 miles. If the distance is more than 20 miles than it is safely outside of the stomping grounds of your bros.
And is therefore almost a road trip of sorts. If the distance is more than 20 miles good bros will preempt you and offer gas bucks, if they don't then your totally good to ask for it. It is perfectly acceptable in these situations to ask your bros to help make sure the whole car thing isn't entirely on you.
If you're a bro who is truly tight on cash, but you really don't wanna miss out on the hangout at wherever and your one of the only drivers. Ask for cash, its OK man. We won't judge you for doing it. But if you just got paid and you pull one of these, bros will laugh at you.
Be a good bro... my bros! Do whats right by your bros at all times as per the bro code and you shall always prevail! This is part of the bro code, it helps separate the men from the boys, and the bros from douches.
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Wednesday, January 25, 2012
Rule 11
11) A bro will never ever leave his bros without a ride. A bro may never be allowed to walk alone more than 2 blocks.
This rule is of course, just being a good bro. Those bros who have vehicles in their possession should at all times share the wealth and drive. It is more than acceptable to suggest another mode of transport however if a bro should be low on gas. Walking is great to avoid the wasting of gas, and it also happens to be healthy, unless you get hit by a car.
Therefore a bro may not be allowed to walk more than 2 blocks by himself. If a bro intends to do this, pick him up, or walk with him. The world is a wide place, and there are many things a person misses out on by choosing to walk or ride.
Walking forces bros to slow down, and take in the scenery around them. You may meet people you would not have met if you drove and see things and do things that otherwise would not have been. Driving however affords the luxury of the car stereo, and the comfort of sitting. Driving allows bros to get to farther distances at an obviously greater speed.
Therefore it is good bro practice to walk when you can, to save gas and be healthy. And save all of the driving for when its needed. Example being to reach that one party your coworker is throwing on the other end of town.
Keep the stoke my bros!
Tuesday, January 24, 2012
Rule 10
10) When a bro asks a bro what he thinks of his girlfriend or date, a bro is always required to give an honest answer. The phrase, “I’d bang her” is off limits.
A bro must needs be absolutely honest with his bros at all times. The things that raise bros above chicks is the absolute honesty and trust between bros. It is entirely possible that your bro may ask you what you think of his girlfriend or date. Despite what you might say to protect his feelings or anything, you must always give the most honest answer you can.
A bro should be able to rely on his bros to hear the most absolute truth available and garner valuable opinions from them. If a bro is looking for you to consolidate his choices by hearing some wishy-washy stuff, then slap him in the face with an ice cold glass of reality.
I have seen too many bros go to their trusted bros for their honest opinions and advice only to be confronted with shameless white lies that do nothing but help a bro twist the reality of a relationship. If you observe as a solid fact that your bro is being tied down with a less than desirable woman for whatever flaws in her character, then it is your duty as a bro to tell him whats up.
Leave nothing unsaid when doing this. Let your bros have the full measure if the truth, if a bro proceeds to ignore the truth in favor of his own delusions rather than the reality that is, then there's not much you can do at that point.
Its a sad truth in our time, that people remain in unhealthy relationships because they do not perceive the reality of it. They are blinded by what they want the relationship to be. Either by their own desperation and need for love, or by their own pure stupidity.
Therefore this rule is in place to ensure that all bros will dish out the truth. The phrase, "I'd bang her" is off limits because dude that is just not cool bro.
Peace bros
Monday, January 23, 2012
Rule 9
9) When a bro is showing his bro’s his new ride, he is always required to open the hood and showcase the contents. All bros present are required to admire the content, even if they know nothing about cars.
This is good bro practice because every man in the world should know how to tinker with their vehicle. Its just good game, to be able to take care of your own ride, and show off your skill and prowess with something that boggles the minds of others. Because all bros should know something about cars means that all bros must show around what is under their hoods.
Even though all bros should be mechanically minded doesn't mean that they are. In fact the opposite is true, most bros know almost nothing about cars. And even though these bros know absolutely nothing about that which is their transportation, their pride, and their joy; they like to pretend they know all there is to know.
Therefore, when a bro gets a new ride and showcases the ride and the contents of the hood to his bros, admiration of said car and contents is required. If there should be one or two bros there who do know what the hell that shiny chrome part does, they shall not be absolute D-bags and ruin it for everyone.
The reason that every bro should be able to rip out and install a new transmission in his primary vehicle is for many reasons. 1) the sheer badassness of being able to do this sort of thing is pretty cool. 2) In the future, should you for whatever reason have your car break down, it'll be totally awesome to show off to your girl/bros that you know why it broke, and how to fix it. 3) Don't get reamed by mechanics when your car does eventually break down.
A bro should always endeavor to be the very best in whatever he puts his mind to. The complacent loser like mindset that is the backsliding of the average American male stops with you my bros. Just because you endeavor to succeed doesn't mean you cant just chill out and relax, it just means that when you go to work on something, you play for keeps.
Keep the stoke bros, and don't let party stop!
Sunday, January 22, 2012
Rule 8
8) Love thy father and mother. A bro will never ever get with a bro’s biological mother or sister. Step sisters and mothers are fair game.
Rule 8 is almost two rules in one. One being part of the ten commandments, and the other being a known bro code rule. You don't crap where you eat. Therefore a bros biological mother and sister are off limits at all times. Commenting that a mother or sister is hot, is however allowed. A bro should not be offended by any comments like this because why not.
However, step-sisters and step-moms are fair game! If you can bag one then by all means do as you please. A bro will not be offended if you should be successful but you should make him aware of your intentions ahead of time. So that he will have ample time to become very drunk to receive the news of your success.
This rule doesn't require much of an explanation because it is quite obvious to any one with a reasonable intelligence what the rule is all about. What sets bros apart from chicks is the severe lack of drama. Bros don't do drama, we avoid it all costs. The breaking of this rule is bound to cause some measure of drama and therefore should not be done.
Keep the peace my bros, be successful and party hard!
Rule 8 is almost two rules in one. One being part of the ten commandments, and the other being a known bro code rule. You don't crap where you eat. Therefore a bros biological mother and sister are off limits at all times. Commenting that a mother or sister is hot, is however allowed. A bro should not be offended by any comments like this because why not.
However, step-sisters and step-moms are fair game! If you can bag one then by all means do as you please. A bro will not be offended if you should be successful but you should make him aware of your intentions ahead of time. So that he will have ample time to become very drunk to receive the news of your success.
This rule doesn't require much of an explanation because it is quite obvious to any one with a reasonable intelligence what the rule is all about. What sets bros apart from chicks is the severe lack of drama. Bros don't do drama, we avoid it all costs. The breaking of this rule is bound to cause some measure of drama and therefore should not be done.
Keep the peace my bros, be successful and party hard!
Saturday, January 21, 2012
Where\s my cane and hearing aid? What's that you say, you whipper snapper!?
I weep for your generation... However, I realize that deep down, most all understand that life, people, and circumstances are much deeper and have a great deal more meaning that is revealed for the 21st century twenty-somethings.
Be interesting to see what you do with what's in front of you. If anything.
Be interesting to see what you do with what's in front of you. If anything.
Rule 7
7) A bro must always respect another bro’s car, house, and parents.
A good bro should always treat another bro's car, house, and parents as his own. This is almost like the golden rule that they pound into the heads of grade school children. Treat people as you wish to be treated. A bro who is always disrespecting your car, home and family is no bro at all.
I was once at a small party. And everyone I brought with me was showing ultimate respect for the home and the people who lived there. Taking off your shoes when entering the home, double flushing, doing everything possible to keep things clean. These are just a few good bro practices. If for whatever reason you have a bro who is being some what of an ass, then evict him from the party. Shut that stuff down wherever it should arise.
I have also seen bros with immaculate, beautiful looking cars, as well as horribly trashed looking cars. The immaculate cars stayed immaculate because the owner endeavored to keep it looking good and so did his bros. While the trashed car was trashed by the owner and his bros.
A good way to signal to your bros that they should respect your property is by respecting it yourself. If you take very good care of an object then likewise so shall your bros. If a bro should disrespect your property, all that may be needed for reprimanding him is a, "not cool bro, now clean it up."
Go forth my bros, keep the peace and party hard!
A good bro should always treat another bro's car, house, and parents as his own. This is almost like the golden rule that they pound into the heads of grade school children. Treat people as you wish to be treated. A bro who is always disrespecting your car, home and family is no bro at all.
I was once at a small party. And everyone I brought with me was showing ultimate respect for the home and the people who lived there. Taking off your shoes when entering the home, double flushing, doing everything possible to keep things clean. These are just a few good bro practices. If for whatever reason you have a bro who is being some what of an ass, then evict him from the party. Shut that stuff down wherever it should arise.
I have also seen bros with immaculate, beautiful looking cars, as well as horribly trashed looking cars. The immaculate cars stayed immaculate because the owner endeavored to keep it looking good and so did his bros. While the trashed car was trashed by the owner and his bros.
A good way to signal to your bros that they should respect your property is by respecting it yourself. If you take very good care of an object then likewise so shall your bros. If a bro should disrespect your property, all that may be needed for reprimanding him is a, "not cool bro, now clean it up."
Go forth my bros, keep the peace and party hard!
Friday, January 20, 2012
Rule 6
6) When a bro pays for all the alcohol for an occasion himself, this must be made known to all present and made out to be the greatest feat ever observed in human history. A bro may skip out on kicking in for beer if he has done this recently.
Kindness among bros and among the general population of earth should always be encouraged. Just this morning I was stuck in morning traffic waiting to make a turn. And this totally chill bro stopped, for no apparent reason, and allowed me to make my turn risk free. He was by no means obligated to do this and it wasn't convenient for him, this made him a good bro.
I acknowledged his kindness with a bro nod of respect and a wave. So understandably, when a bro goes out of his way to spend his hard earned bills to treat for alcohol for the night, it is a great thing! Appreciation for such and act can be shown in any way a bro may see fit. But when someone does do this, we can notice a lot of respect and new phraseology in the conversation for the rest of the night.
We start to see things like, "dude, can I have one of your beers?" Phrases like this stay in the conversation even after the bro who treated has claimed a number of times, "go ahead man, I bought this for all of us, you don't have to ask."
This is good bro-man-ship. And it has already been stated that the bro code and common courtesy go hand in hand. A bro who takes it upon himself to exact a personal toll on his wallet for his bros is showing lots of love, so remember bros, show the love back.
It is recommended that bros should be on the lookout for any leaches in the group. Someone who continually refuses to contribute or even show proper gratitude. One should not feel morally obligated to placate this kind of behavior, a bro should always call another bro out on his bull shit. Only when there aren't any chicks around of course.
As always my bros, go forth with your internal and written wisdom that is the bro code. Keep the stoke and remember that the bro code is what separates a true man from the beasts (and the chicks).
Kindness among bros and among the general population of earth should always be encouraged. Just this morning I was stuck in morning traffic waiting to make a turn. And this totally chill bro stopped, for no apparent reason, and allowed me to make my turn risk free. He was by no means obligated to do this and it wasn't convenient for him, this made him a good bro.
I acknowledged his kindness with a bro nod of respect and a wave. So understandably, when a bro goes out of his way to spend his hard earned bills to treat for alcohol for the night, it is a great thing! Appreciation for such and act can be shown in any way a bro may see fit. But when someone does do this, we can notice a lot of respect and new phraseology in the conversation for the rest of the night.
We start to see things like, "dude, can I have one of your beers?" Phrases like this stay in the conversation even after the bro who treated has claimed a number of times, "go ahead man, I bought this for all of us, you don't have to ask."
This is good bro-man-ship. And it has already been stated that the bro code and common courtesy go hand in hand. A bro who takes it upon himself to exact a personal toll on his wallet for his bros is showing lots of love, so remember bros, show the love back.
It is recommended that bros should be on the lookout for any leaches in the group. Someone who continually refuses to contribute or even show proper gratitude. One should not feel morally obligated to placate this kind of behavior, a bro should always call another bro out on his bull shit. Only when there aren't any chicks around of course.
As always my bros, go forth with your internal and written wisdom that is the bro code. Keep the stoke and remember that the bro code is what separates a true man from the beasts (and the chicks).
Thursday, January 19, 2012
Rule 5
5) You must always do whatever is in your power to stop a bro from soiling himself with a poor looking girl. Unless the bro is able to stand up, look you in the eye, and articulate that he is to a decent extent sober. Then you are absolved of any responsibility.
Sometimes, you see a bro trying to get with a girl at a party or something, and you know shes just bad news. Either because you bro has beer goggles and wouldn't touch this chick if he was sober, or that shes obviously reeling him in to be her new emotional tampon. The designated cock-blocker and all bros present should do whatever is in their power to stop such an event.
But if your bro wont be deterred and has expressed he is sober by the above criteria, then whatever happens isn't your problem anymore. Because my bros, a bro should always look out for his bro. And if a bro should so insist on a rash action, then step back and let him have his way. A good bro should continue keeping a watchful eye on the situation, just in case you do catch a really good reason to break it up.
The good bro in question, is of course, the wing man. Ah there it is again. The wing man, coming into the blog post like a haunting nightmare or a knight in shining armor. As may be observed by the common reader (or maybe the un-common reader, I don't know what kind of freaky stuff your in to) a massive amount of bro code responsibility falls on the shoulders of the wing man. This because, bros seem to love to party it up, and guzzle large quantities of alcohol, and when these things happen, mistakes will be made.
Sometimes it is acceptable to allow a bro to "slum it" with a less than desirable woman, this can be done for a numerical quantity no longer specifiable by SOPA that directly correlates to days spent in a dry spell. Sometimes, (and I know this sounds bad but all you bros are thinking it) a bro just needs to get laid. Other times a bro needs to slum it to possibly renew his self-confidence or his drive to achieve a hotter class of chick.
The beauty of rule 5 is in its simplicity and its broad relation to a number of possibilities. With rule 5 in place, a bro is protected to an extent stopped only by his own severe stupidity. If it should come to your attention that your bro is intending to have unprotected sex with a random girl (random-ness indicated by how much everyone knows the girl in question) then it is the duty of every bro present to supply your bro with protection.
If no protection is found to be given, then the intended sex can not be allowed to happen. For this reason a good bro always keeps two condoms in his wallet, one for his bro, and one for himself. Or dam if conditions are good then you got two condoms to use!
As always my bros, take the wisdom of the bro code and go forth, spread the power that is and prosper. (also it should be mentioned that all bros believe Clint Eastwood, William Shatner, and Bob Marley to be extreme badasses of Legendary proportions)
Sometimes, you see a bro trying to get with a girl at a party or something, and you know shes just bad news. Either because you bro has beer goggles and wouldn't touch this chick if he was sober, or that shes obviously reeling him in to be her new emotional tampon. The designated cock-blocker and all bros present should do whatever is in their power to stop such an event.
But if your bro wont be deterred and has expressed he is sober by the above criteria, then whatever happens isn't your problem anymore. Because my bros, a bro should always look out for his bro. And if a bro should so insist on a rash action, then step back and let him have his way. A good bro should continue keeping a watchful eye on the situation, just in case you do catch a really good reason to break it up.
The good bro in question, is of course, the wing man. Ah there it is again. The wing man, coming into the blog post like a haunting nightmare or a knight in shining armor. As may be observed by the common reader (or maybe the un-common reader, I don't know what kind of freaky stuff your in to) a massive amount of bro code responsibility falls on the shoulders of the wing man. This because, bros seem to love to party it up, and guzzle large quantities of alcohol, and when these things happen, mistakes will be made.
Sometimes it is acceptable to allow a bro to "slum it" with a less than desirable woman, this can be done for a numerical quantity no longer specifiable by SOPA that directly correlates to days spent in a dry spell. Sometimes, (and I know this sounds bad but all you bros are thinking it) a bro just needs to get laid. Other times a bro needs to slum it to possibly renew his self-confidence or his drive to achieve a hotter class of chick.
The beauty of rule 5 is in its simplicity and its broad relation to a number of possibilities. With rule 5 in place, a bro is protected to an extent stopped only by his own severe stupidity. If it should come to your attention that your bro is intending to have unprotected sex with a random girl (random-ness indicated by how much everyone knows the girl in question) then it is the duty of every bro present to supply your bro with protection.
If no protection is found to be given, then the intended sex can not be allowed to happen. For this reason a good bro always keeps two condoms in his wallet, one for his bro, and one for himself. Or dam if conditions are good then you got two condoms to use!
As always my bros, take the wisdom of the bro code and go forth, spread the power that is and prosper. (also it should be mentioned that all bros believe Clint Eastwood, William Shatner, and Bob Marley to be extreme badasses of Legendary proportions)
Wednesday, January 18, 2012
Rule 4
4) When a bro designates you as his wingman, you may not fail him. This is the most important role a bro may play for a bro, and may not be violated or debauched.
Rule 4 may seem like a repetition of Rule 3. But a necessary repetition it is. As stated in the post about rule 3, the wing man is the highest honor and sign of trust that can be bestowed from one bro to another. No other higher honor exists.
To fail a bro as a wing man is terrible failure. I have seen it done. The costs are great, because when a wing man is designated it is because a wing man is needed. The feeling of a guilt a bro would feel for failing a bro pales in comparison to the guilt from failing as wing man.
To fail at rule 4 is to fail at rule 1, rule 3, and probably fail at life. Honor the bro code and the sacred trust of the wing man. Keep the rules and you shall prosper as bros.
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