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Autism Rates In California Skyrocket Following Man...
The Daily Messenger: Autism Rates In California Skyrocket Following Man...: by Sean Adl-Tabatabai According to new statistics, autism rates in California have exploded since the introduction of the mandatory va...
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Perverse isn’t it? Instead of celebrating with the...
The Daily Messenger: Perverse isn’t it? Instead of celebrating with the...: Submitted by Finian Cunningham via Stratgic-Culture.org, As Russian forces help liberate the Syrian city of Aleppo this week from a four-...
The Daily Messenger: A CIA-led Coup Against American Democracy Is Unfol...
The Daily Messenger: A CIA-led Coup Against American Democracy Is Unfol...: This article by Moon of Alabama is not conspiracy theory : Read it carefully. Check out the links. The below theses are thus far only a...
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#PizzaGate New Info 12/8/16: Pizzagate SHOOTER & B...
The Daily Messenger: #PizzaGate New Info 12/8/16: Pizzagate SHOOTER & B...: #PizzaGate New Info 12/8/16: Pizzagate SHOOTER & BROTHER Exposed Via their INSTAGRAM CHAOS MAYHEM https://www.youtube....
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Wednesday, November 30, 2016
India finally reveals that it lied about demonetiz...
The Daily Messenger: India finally reveals that it lied about demonetiz...: “ Reserve Bank has asked us to push the use of digital channels to all our customers and ensure that we bring down use of cash in the econ...
Tuesday, November 29, 2016
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Friday, November 25, 2016
The Daily Messenger: After banning cash, India to implement a sweeping ...
The Daily Messenger: After banning cash, India to implement a sweeping ...: Should a single person have the authority to flip a switch and bring all trade, transactions, indeed the entire economy to a halt? After ...
Thursday, November 24, 2016
Herd Immunity (Captioned by Lynn Lane)
MessiahMews Blogs: Herd Immunity (Captioned by Lynn Lane): Cat caption by Lynn Lane... First and foremost, my responsibility is to my child. I will not set my child on fire to keep someone else war...
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India bans RS1000 and RS500 cash notes - CASHLESS ...
The Daily Messenger: India bans RS1000 and RS500 cash notes - CASHLESS ...: Only RS100 bills can be used - about 80 cents US. Not much. This is creating an instant wealth and currency crisis in India. People WILL NOT...
Tuesday, November 15, 2016
The Portland Riots? 60% Of Arrested Anti-Trump Pro...
Uwantson: The Portland Riots? 60% Of Arrested Anti-Trump Pro...: Two months ago , Charlotte police confirmed that 70% of those arrested during the riots were from out-of-state . 18 months before that, a...
Monday, November 14, 2016
Sunday, November 13, 2016
To all the liberal loonies still rioting because y...
The Daily Messenger: To all the liberal loonies still rioting because y...: Tonight Michigan was finally called for Donald Trump moving his Electoral College (EC) count up to 306 total to Hillary Clinton’s 232. ...
Saturday, November 12, 2016
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Thank You Father...
The Daily Messenger: Thank You Father...: All the millions of prayers the country over, from coast to coast, and the Beast was stopped. Now, she can go back to her witchcraft an...
Tuesday, November 8, 2016
Monday, November 7, 2016
Beware of Signing "CON-tracts"
MessiahMews Blogs: Beware of Signing "CON-tracts": From CarrieAnne Seeger... I had recently read in a post that when you're in the emergency room you should be careful about what you s...
Bundy Ranch: A Message From Cliven Get Out And VOTE!!!!
Bundy Ranch: A Message From Cliven Get Out And VOTE!!!!: CLIVEN D. BUNDY PO Box 7175 Bunkerville, NV 89007 October 31, 2016 My Dear Brothers & Sisters I am in jail, that doesn’t sound g...
Let's face it, the satanic network has fixed the e...
The Daily Messenger: Let's face it, the satanic network has fixed the e...: Let the Father turn his face against all covens and witches, let Michael slay the prince of power of America The animated jezebel cor...
Saturday, November 5, 2016
Friday, November 4, 2016
The Daily Messenger: they already have the fake election "results" cook...
The Daily Messenger: they already have the fake election "results" cook...: Pre-reported to the Maine Republic Email Alert at 7:30 p.m. TRUMP LOSES!!! This was ripped straight off the Worldnow media server that...
Wednesday, November 2, 2016
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Monday, October 31, 2016
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Saturday, October 29, 2016
African Jihadi brought over by Obama admin Carries...
The Daily Messenger: African Jihadi brought over by Obama admin Carries...: We warned you this was about bringing military aged Jihadis into this country to attack America from within. And over and over again, this i...
The Daily Messenger: Sick, Mentally unstable Trannies to be Allowed in ...
The Daily Messenger: Sick, Mentally unstable Trannies to be Allowed in ...: Zeiger Daily Stormer June 25, 2016 Just because you’re a deformed pervert, doesn’t mean you can’t pretend to defend your country. ...
Friday, October 28, 2016
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Friday, October 21, 2016
The Daily Messenger: 'Rigged' Debates? Questions Arise Again Over Light...
The Daily Messenger: 'Rigged' Debates? Questions Arise Again Over Light...: After the first debate, numerous videos surfaced alleging that Hillary was using some sort of teleprompter built into her podium to assis...
Monday, October 17, 2016
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Saturday, October 8, 2016
The Daily Messenger: VAXXED Must see movie about the genocide intetiona...
The Daily Messenger: VAXXED Must see movie about the genocide intetiona...: Vaccines are genocide of the children, then the adults, then elderly Allow your children to be injected with poison, but bitch ab...
Friday, October 7, 2016
Tuesday, October 4, 2016
Sunday, October 2, 2016
Hillary supporters removing any trace of oppositio...
The Daily Messenger: Hillary supporters removing any trace of oppositio...: TIme for Trump supporters to return the favor...you can see it's a woman, they usually are
Saturday, October 1, 2016
The Daily Messenger: Pesticides from planes now in California causing d...
The Daily Messenger: Pesticides from planes now in California causing d...: Children at multiple schools in Orange County California are breaking out in strange skin rashes (Editor’s note: We’ve reported on the pa...
Friday, September 30, 2016
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FBI Director Says He Covers His Webcam (And That Y...
The Daily Messenger: FBI Director Says He Covers His Webcam (And That Y...: This isn’t the first time the FBI Director has mentioned his homemade security measures. During a Q&A after a speech on encryption and p...
Saturday, September 17, 2016
The Daily Messenger: THe Walking Corpse saga...
The Daily Messenger: THe Walking Corpse saga...: Dead is dead...they can't hide it forever
Friday, September 16, 2016
Thursday, September 15, 2016
Monday, September 12, 2016
Sunday, September 11, 2016
Only 79 degrees on cloudy morning and the Hildebea...
The Daily Messenger: Only 79 degrees on cloudy morning and the Hildebea...: And notice the shield of agents trying to hide what is happening from cameras. Oops... https://twitter.com/yesnicksearcy/status/7749996772...
Hillary Clinton "clearly having some type of medic...
The Daily Messenger: Hillary Clinton "clearly having some type of medic...: The Walking Corpse isn't going to make it...apparently.... Cant even stand a few minutes without passing out...even loses shoe and has...
Saturday, September 10, 2016
Friday, September 9, 2016
Photos: Embarrassing Turnout For Hillary Clinton K...
The Daily Messenger: Photos: Embarrassing Turnout For Hillary Clinton K...: Most hated lesbian in the world, the Hildebeast... Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton delivered a keynote speech at the...
OVERLORD'S standard data mining op for the CIA...
The Daily Messenger: OVERLORD'S standard data mining op for the CIA...: 1. Psychologist installs FaceBook app. 2. FaceBook steals all of her contacts (Actually, she gave them permission by installing th...
Thursday, September 8, 2016
Tampons Coming To Men's Rooms At Brown University
The Daily Messenger: Tampons Coming To Men's Rooms At Brown University: The initiative is intended to communicate the message that "pads and tampons are a necessity, not a luxury," and that not all peo...
Wednesday, September 7, 2016
Tuesday, September 6, 2016
How City, Fire, and Police Departments scam the sy...
The Daily Messenger: How City, Fire, and Police Departments scam the sy...: No private industry allows this practice and only government can do it. So...the next time you hear these cry babies whine about how little...
Monday, September 5, 2016
Sunday, September 4, 2016
The Daily Messenger: No more press conferences (and NOT A SINGLE ONE in...
The Daily Messenger: No more press conferences (and NOT A SINGLE ONE in...: A woman with dismal attendance who disappears from her own debates cant' walk a block without being whisked away in a van a...
starving americans without hope and a dead jobs ma...
The Daily Messenger: starving americans without hope and a dead jobs ma...: The Hildebeast lies saying everything is wonderful...well,when you are worth over 400 million and the CIA kills your enemies....It's amazing what nasty cunt lesbians will say when they hate everything including themselves.
Thursday, September 1, 2016
The Daily Messenger: Fascist YouTube Strips Videos Of Revenue: "Controv...
The Daily Messenger: Fascist YouTube Strips Videos Of Revenue: "Controv...: By Youtube, they mean GOOGLE and the CIA DEEP STATE Submitted by Paul Joseph Watson via SHTFPlan.com, This article was written by Paul ...
Wednesday, August 31, 2016
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Saturday, August 27, 2016
Why does my car need to be connected to the Intern...
The Daily Messenger: Why does my car need to be connected to the Intern...: I Love My Dumb Car! May 3, 2016 • 4 Comment • Auto Industry , Black Box...
Friday, August 26, 2016
there is not a single case of Trump supporters cir...
The Daily Messenger: there is not a single case of Trump supporters cir...: But every single Trump event has hundreds and thousands of militant, angry, violent, and VERY VICIOUS CLINTON THUGS who attack and spit on, ...
Guess What Location Google Calls A Demonic Portal....
The Daily Messenger: Guess What Location Google Calls A Demonic Portal....: If you go to google maps and type in demonic portal it brings up Trafalgar square, where they a few months ago, planted the entranceway ...
The Daily Messenger: As I’ve been saying for years… the recovery narrat...
The Daily Messenger: As I’ve been saying for years… the recovery narrat...: Job growth has NOT come back in the US. Those jobs that are being created are low paying to the point of being slave conditions. Meanwhil...
How Demons came to be...the curse
The Daily Messenger: How Demons came to be...the curse: ENOCH CHAPTER 25 1. And He answered and said to me, and I heard His voice: 'Fear not, Enoch, thou righteous man and scribe of righte...
Wednesday, August 24, 2016
See what this means? Means they've contracted cred...
The Daily Messenger: See what this means? Means they've contracted cred...: The crash of 1929 did NOT cause the Great Depression. The contraction of money and credit by the central banks, DID. Take a good long look...
Tuesday, August 23, 2016
Monday, August 22, 2016
Black teacher says all white people in Oklahoma should die -- Local news...
Listen, you liberal blond
retard, they WANT YOU - A WHITE GIRL - TO BE RAPED AND TO DIE. WHY ON
EARTH ARE YOU SUPPORTING AND STANDING WITH THESE SERIAL KILLING
MURDERERS? WHY?
If a white person were to say these things, he would be vilified for years on end...
Imbedding post hypnotic suggestions in music and T...
The Daily Messenger: Imbedding post hypnotic suggestions in music and T...: The following is an excerpt from the Wikipedia entry for backmasking . "The 1983 California bill was introduced to prevent backmas...
Sunday, August 21, 2016
Saturday, August 20, 2016
6 Weird Things About Zika That Don’t Add Up
The Daily Messenger: 6 Weird Things About Zika That Don’t Add Up: Here’s what we know about Zika. Let’s examine what we know so far. Zika has been around for about 70 years. And up until recently, it ...
Friday, August 19, 2016
Thursday, August 18, 2016
Monday, August 15, 2016
Wednesday, August 10, 2016
Monday, August 8, 2016
This now describes what it is like to be an Americ...
The Daily Messenger: This now describes what it is like to be an Americ...: * Your fleeing your local area because the authorities are spraying your community with a neurotoxin and you don't want your children...
Sunday, August 7, 2016
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Sunday, July 31, 2016
Friday, July 29, 2016
The Daily Messenger: New World currency - and it's E based, to be sure....
The Daily Messenger: New World currency - and it's E based, to be sure....: Notice the date...2018! This article and cover was from 1988 Strangely, it resembles bitcoin, another E currency in play. Which is why ...
Saturday, July 16, 2016
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Tuesday, May 17, 2016
The Open Scroll Blog: Decoding: Straight Talk Wireless
The Open Scroll Blog: Decoding: Straight Talk Wireless: Walmart, the popular and sometimes controversial retailer offers shoppers several wireless providers and is the exclusive vendor for Straigh...
Friday, April 29, 2016
Thursday, April 28, 2016
Friday, April 22, 2016
The Daily Messenger: “Correct the Record” is a pro-Clinton super PAC fo...
The Daily Messenger: “Correct the Record” is a pro-Clinton super PAC fo...: The lesbian witch “Correct the Record” is a pro-Clinton super PAC founded and run by a man named David Brock—a former conservative hi...
The Daily Messenger: America cursed?
The Daily Messenger: America cursed?: By Biblicism Institute “… a passionate attachment of one nation for another produces a variety of evils.” – George Washington, Farewell Ad...
Tuesday, April 19, 2016
The Daily Messenger: Your humble web host is being stealthed and dry-ru...
The Daily Messenger: Your humble web host is being stealthed and dry-ru...: This is what it looks like when a 4 men create their own trail up the side of a hill from the road down below your home and then lay down an...
Saturday, April 16, 2016
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Thursday, March 31, 2016
The Daily Messenger: The Reason Why The Young #NeverTrump Protester Was...
The Daily Messenger: The Reason Why The Young #NeverTrump Protester Was...: In this morning's media frenzy story du jour , a 15-year-old girl, who was protesting at a Trump rally in Wisconsin, ended up being pe...
Wednesday, March 30, 2016
Coulter on Michelle Fields: If That Was Battery, Then I've Been "Gang Raped" At Bars, On The Subway
oulter said if this is battery, then she's been "gang raped" on the New York City subway system.
"Would you accept this in any other case? I wouldn't accept it against Bill Clinton," Coulter said.
"You think she's lying," Matthews questioned.
"It's quite clear she's lying," Coulter responded. "She said he grabbed her and nearly tried to forcefully pull her to the ground, that she lost her balance. Trump is absolutely right, it's one of the first things I noticed, her face is placid the entire time."
"Even if it were a justifiable touching, walking into a subway, walking into a concert, in a bar, and by the way, if that is a battery we just saw on the screen, I've been dragged down and and gang raped at bars and on the New York City subway," Coulter said. Read more: http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2016/03/30/coulter_on_michelle_fields_if_that_was_battery_then_ive_been_gang_raped_at_bars_on_the_subway.html
"Would you accept this in any other case? I wouldn't accept it against Bill Clinton," Coulter said.
"You think she's lying," Matthews questioned.
"It's quite clear she's lying," Coulter responded. "She said he grabbed her and nearly tried to forcefully pull her to the ground, that she lost her balance. Trump is absolutely right, it's one of the first things I noticed, her face is placid the entire time."
"Even if it were a justifiable touching, walking into a subway, walking into a concert, in a bar, and by the way, if that is a battery we just saw on the screen, I've been dragged down and and gang raped at bars and on the New York City subway," Coulter said. Read more: http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2016/03/30/coulter_on_michelle_fields_if_that_was_battery_then_ive_been_gang_raped_at_bars_on_the_subway.html
Tuesday, March 29, 2016
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Wednesday, March 23, 2016
The Daily Messenger: Millions of Russians start with fasting for the Gr...
The Daily Messenger: Millions of Russians start with fasting for the Gr...: YOU WON'T SEE THIS IN THE SATANIC WEST-MILLIONS OF WESTERNERS FASTING AND PRAYING TO ATTAIN NEARER TO THE SPIRIT OF THE LORD IN THEIR LI...
The Daily Messenger: Passion week March 23-26 “Whoever regards one d...
The Daily Messenger: Passion week March 23-26 “Whoever regards one d...: The timeline : Tuesday Night : Jesus ate the Passover Meal with His Disciples (Matthew 26:30, Mark 14:26). Later on, Judas betrayed H...
Entitlement C*NT get arrested for assault on guys ...
The Daily Messenger: Entitlement C*NT get arrested for assault on guys ...: Modern women think they can do anything they want to men and nothing will happen. Not this time.
The Daily Messenger: Soros and Obama Activate Terror Cells For Race War...
The Daily Messenger: Soros and Obama Activate Terror Cells For Race War...: The scumbags have imported hundreds of thousands of these killers into the USA and other countries... Turns out, yeah! They do and are. Ho...
Tuesday, March 22, 2016
Monday, March 21, 2016
Uwantson: Commentary on Zeitgeist Addendum
Uwantson: Commentary on Zeitgeist Addendum: Be kind to one another… By Don Bradley The film in question effectively deals with the fundamental problems of a money-based system of comme...
Uwantson: The Inquisition has returned...
Uwantson: The Inquisition has returned...: More and more countries are creating laws that make it illegal to believe in opposition to whatever the government tells them to believe. It...
Uwantson: If the Tesla D’s Such a Great Car..
Uwantson: If the Tesla D’s Such a Great Car..: If the Tesla D’s Such a Great Car..
Sunday, March 20, 2016
Passion week March 23-26 “Whoever regards one d...
The Daily Messenger: Passion week March 23-26 “Whoever regards one d...: The timeline : Tuesday Night : Jesus ate the Passover Meal with His Disciples (Matthew 26:30, Mark 14:26). Later on, Judas betrayed H...
Thursday, March 17, 2016
Wednesday, March 16, 2016
Tuesday, March 15, 2016
Monday, March 14, 2016
The Daily Messenger: nuclear Expert: Fukushima “like the worst nightmare...
The Daily Messenger: uclear Expert: Fukushima “like the worst nightmare...: The establishment's silence on Fukushima makes it quite clear they are intent upon population reduction - GENOCIDE is the word for that ...
Sunday, March 13, 2016
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A gathering...preferably outside, in the country, ...
The Daily Messenger: A gathering...preferably outside, in the country, ...: “ When you come together , each of you has a hymn, or a word of instruction, a revelation, a tongue or an interpretation. Everything must...
Sunday, February 21, 2016
The Daily Messenger: CURRENT Fukushima radiation map as measured by sat...
The Daily Messenger: CURRENT Fukushima radiation map as measured by sat...: " On July 5, radiation levels at Fukushima were what passes for "normal," which means elevated and dangerous, but stable, acc...
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The Open Scroll Blog: In the Spirit of Valentine's Day... Walgreens. W i...
The Open Scroll Blog: In the Spirit of Valentine's Day... Walgreens. W i...: 16 “Now no one after lighting a lamp covers it over with a container, or puts it under a bed; but he puts it on a lampstand, so that those w...
Friday, February 12, 2016
Thursday, February 11, 2016
The bro code on Valentine's Day
Nowhere in the Bro Code itself does it say anything about February 14th. That being said Bro's must know how to deal with stress and strain that comes with this kind of holiday.
As a Bro one must look to their Bro's and make sure the are covered. If your friend has a girlfriend you need to make sure he's got everything he needs to pull this off. Should he need you for anything a good friend is there. Now ditch his lame ass and go get turned up with your other homies.
Well if your Bro is single then you are his wingman and he is your's. It is your mission as Bro's to go out into the world and be epic as per usual. Follow the bro code and look out for eachother on this Valentine's weekend, it will either bring out the best or the worst in you.
Wednesday, February 10, 2016
Vasectomy: $400. Speechless look on her face: priceless
ll try to sum up a funny story that happened a few years ago:
I got a vasectomy.
I met a girl soon afterwards. She was nice and attractive but with a selfish streak that raised a big red flag. She was 32 at the time and I could practically HEAR her biological clock ticking. Regardless, she was a good lay, easy on the eyes, and reasonably good company.
I did NOT tell her about my vasectomy and I always used a condom with her to protect against STDs. She assumed, obviously, that the condom was only used for birth control. Silly girl.
We date for a few months. I never made any move towards commitment but she brought it up ocassionally. For me, this was a casual but pleasant relationship. For her - as I was to find out - it was part of life-changing series of events that she was planning very carefully.
Four months into dating, I get the "I'm pregnant" talk. She's going on and on about how the condom must have broke and now we really need to think about getting married "for the baby". She's positively giddy. She has a baby in her and she thinks she's gonna have a good meal ticket (me) to go along with her new 7lb annuity.
At this point, I'm just as giddy. I get to pull the reverse "oops" on her. I figured that she slept with some bad boy and got knocked up. Good thing I was using condoms! Better still that I have a serious mistrust of women who can't think beyond their own uteri.
So I wait a couple of days to "think about all this." I meet her again. I say I don't want kids and that she should have an abortion. I know where this is going and sure enough it goes there. She goes completely batshit insane on me. There were the usual insults about my manhood. There were threats of legal action. It was all very ugly and I was loving every minute of it.
Well, I let her stew for a few days. She leaves me nasty messages on my phone. She sends awful emails. I'm laughing hysterically.
It was time to drop the hammer. While she was stewing I was busy. First I get a notarized copy from the urologist who performed the vasectomy. Next I get a notarized copy of the TWO test results indicating a "negative test result for sperm" to show I'm sterile and shooting blanks. Finally, I get a letter from a shark attorney stating he has seen the other documents and is prepared to litigate against this woman if she continues to communicate with me in such an unpleasant manner. Also, the letter states that we will insist on DNA testing to show that the baby is not mine. I'm ready.
I meet with this woman at her place. I bring flowers and a small bit of jewelry to show I am willing to reconcile and assume my responsibilities as a new father. I also have stuck in my pocket the documents I have prepared.
She's all giddy again. Her plan is going perfectly - or so she thinks. We talk about our future. We have some pretty good sex. Then, as I am about to walk out the door, I ask her the $64,000 question. "Are you sure that this baby is mine?"
Well, she goes batshit insane again. Hell, she ought to. Her plan could completely unravel if there is ANY question about my paternity. Oh, she's really screaming now. How dare I question her morals. Do I think she's a slut. I'm just trying to weasel out of my responsibilities... blah, blah, blah, yadda, yadda, yadda.
I'm not really mad. I'm kind of embarrassed for her. But since she won't shut up and the neighbors can hear all of this, I ask her to step back inside and sit down. She sits on the sofa and calms down a bit. She is glaring at me with all the moral self-righteousness that only a woman can muster up. She thinks she has me trapped. She is 100% convinced her plan has worked. Oh, the tangled web of lies and deceit she has wrought around herself and I am about to hack through them with a few pieces of paper.
I reach into my pocket slowly. I extract the three pieces of paper and unfold them slowly and deliberately.
I tell her simply, "You're screwed".
Her look doesn't change. There is no way she can fathom what I have prepared.
I continue. "I am sterile"
Her look changes just a bit. Something is beginning to sink in. Naturally, she reverts to women's logic. "You're full of shit. You're trapped and you know it."
I hold up the letter and the test results. "Three months before we met, I had a vasectomy. Here is a notarized letter from him stating what I had done. Here are two test results showing that I tested negative for the presence of sperm. Blanks. I am shooting blanks. That baby inside you is simply not mine."
This woman is not to be swayed by logic and clear documentation. "Bullshit, those are fakes."
I was ready for that. "No, they are real. This last piece of paper is from my attorney. It's a simple letter to you that states if you pursue any kind of legal action against me for child support that I will insist on a DNA test to prove paternity, that is, to prove that your baby is not mine."
I give the woman all the documents. She reads them slowly, deliberately. With each passing second she can feel in her soul that she has made a very bad mistake. With denial swept away, she started to cry. It's a small cry at first. Then it becomes deeper and more painful. By the time she gets to the letter from the lawyer she is sobbing.
I had no sympathy for her. I turned and walked out the door. Even after I closed the door I could still hear her sobbing.
Epilogue -
I never heard directly from this woman again. I did hear through my friends that she did indeed have the baby. I also heard that the real father was some guy in a band she had met. I assumed that after 30, women stopped going after musicians, bikers, criminals, and thugs. Silly me for thinking the best of American women.
The Moral of the Story -
Get a vasectomy but keep it a secret.
I got a vasectomy.
I met a girl soon afterwards. She was nice and attractive but with a selfish streak that raised a big red flag. She was 32 at the time and I could practically HEAR her biological clock ticking. Regardless, she was a good lay, easy on the eyes, and reasonably good company.
I did NOT tell her about my vasectomy and I always used a condom with her to protect against STDs. She assumed, obviously, that the condom was only used for birth control. Silly girl.
We date for a few months. I never made any move towards commitment but she brought it up ocassionally. For me, this was a casual but pleasant relationship. For her - as I was to find out - it was part of life-changing series of events that she was planning very carefully.
Four months into dating, I get the "I'm pregnant" talk. She's going on and on about how the condom must have broke and now we really need to think about getting married "for the baby". She's positively giddy. She has a baby in her and she thinks she's gonna have a good meal ticket (me) to go along with her new 7lb annuity.
At this point, I'm just as giddy. I get to pull the reverse "oops" on her. I figured that she slept with some bad boy and got knocked up. Good thing I was using condoms! Better still that I have a serious mistrust of women who can't think beyond their own uteri.
So I wait a couple of days to "think about all this." I meet her again. I say I don't want kids and that she should have an abortion. I know where this is going and sure enough it goes there. She goes completely batshit insane on me. There were the usual insults about my manhood. There were threats of legal action. It was all very ugly and I was loving every minute of it.
Well, I let her stew for a few days. She leaves me nasty messages on my phone. She sends awful emails. I'm laughing hysterically.
It was time to drop the hammer. While she was stewing I was busy. First I get a notarized copy from the urologist who performed the vasectomy. Next I get a notarized copy of the TWO test results indicating a "negative test result for sperm" to show I'm sterile and shooting blanks. Finally, I get a letter from a shark attorney stating he has seen the other documents and is prepared to litigate against this woman if she continues to communicate with me in such an unpleasant manner. Also, the letter states that we will insist on DNA testing to show that the baby is not mine. I'm ready.
I meet with this woman at her place. I bring flowers and a small bit of jewelry to show I am willing to reconcile and assume my responsibilities as a new father. I also have stuck in my pocket the documents I have prepared.
She's all giddy again. Her plan is going perfectly - or so she thinks. We talk about our future. We have some pretty good sex. Then, as I am about to walk out the door, I ask her the $64,000 question. "Are you sure that this baby is mine?"
Well, she goes batshit insane again. Hell, she ought to. Her plan could completely unravel if there is ANY question about my paternity. Oh, she's really screaming now. How dare I question her morals. Do I think she's a slut. I'm just trying to weasel out of my responsibilities... blah, blah, blah, yadda, yadda, yadda.
I'm not really mad. I'm kind of embarrassed for her. But since she won't shut up and the neighbors can hear all of this, I ask her to step back inside and sit down. She sits on the sofa and calms down a bit. She is glaring at me with all the moral self-righteousness that only a woman can muster up. She thinks she has me trapped. She is 100% convinced her plan has worked. Oh, the tangled web of lies and deceit she has wrought around herself and I am about to hack through them with a few pieces of paper.
I reach into my pocket slowly. I extract the three pieces of paper and unfold them slowly and deliberately.
I tell her simply, "You're screwed".
Her look doesn't change. There is no way she can fathom what I have prepared.
I continue. "I am sterile"
Her look changes just a bit. Something is beginning to sink in. Naturally, she reverts to women's logic. "You're full of shit. You're trapped and you know it."
I hold up the letter and the test results. "Three months before we met, I had a vasectomy. Here is a notarized letter from him stating what I had done. Here are two test results showing that I tested negative for the presence of sperm. Blanks. I am shooting blanks. That baby inside you is simply not mine."
This woman is not to be swayed by logic and clear documentation. "Bullshit, those are fakes."
I was ready for that. "No, they are real. This last piece of paper is from my attorney. It's a simple letter to you that states if you pursue any kind of legal action against me for child support that I will insist on a DNA test to prove paternity, that is, to prove that your baby is not mine."
I give the woman all the documents. She reads them slowly, deliberately. With each passing second she can feel in her soul that she has made a very bad mistake. With denial swept away, she started to cry. It's a small cry at first. Then it becomes deeper and more painful. By the time she gets to the letter from the lawyer she is sobbing.
I had no sympathy for her. I turned and walked out the door. Even after I closed the door I could still hear her sobbing.
Epilogue -
I never heard directly from this woman again. I did hear through my friends that she did indeed have the baby. I also heard that the real father was some guy in a band she had met. I assumed that after 30, women stopped going after musicians, bikers, criminals, and thugs. Silly me for thinking the best of American women.
The Moral of the Story -
Get a vasectomy but keep it a secret.
I'M ALL FOR FEMINISM
I'M ALL FOR FEMINISM.
I've been learning about it lately. And for a guy who has spent most of
his life providing the house, the new cars, clothes, and expensive
jewelry for women, what an eye opener this movement is. Apparently, i
don't have to buy the food, pay for the tickets, get you expensive gifts
and do all that freebie stuff cuz the feminist movement says those
actions belittle women and make them dependent upon men and create a
mindset of perceptive weakness from the male gender to the female. I
never knew that. Mainly, because i never thought that way. But,
feminists tell me that oh yes, all men do. Really... So, as my lesbian
dentist has advised, women should be treated just like my males friends
in all ways. All ways...okay. And I want to do the 21st century thing
you all want from us men. Right girls?
Apparently, when men buy a woman a drink, we are actually acting out some kind of rape scenario by getting women defenseless and drunk. Never knew that. And by showering a woman with gifts and terms of endearment, we are minimizing their self-empowerment and belittling them with chauvinistic attitudes. Saying things like sweetheart, and darling, are actually attacks against a woman's self-esteem. I use terms of endearments with people I care about and have affection for, but apparently I'm some kind of retarded programmed pig for doing so. The good news is, thanks to the feminist movement, I am changing my ways. And I am trying hard.
So if I suggest some kind of dinner or evening out, I'll be sure to check my privilege and let you decide everything including how it all goes down financially, so I don't suppress you, your self-esteem, and right to self-determination. See, I've learned new phrases and ideologues. And I used to think that when you cared for someone, it didn't matter what it cost to help them, show kindness in all ways, especially financial, and by assisting them with whatever needs they have. Turns out, us men are backward, patriarchal bullies, who need to knock off all that HONEY and DARLING and other blather, keep it an even keel and especially make sure that we keep our stunted ideas of providing, doing, looking after your needs, and other things we happily do without being asked or told, because we are on some subconscious, subtle way, invoking our male privilege and dominating your life in an oppressive and gender abusive way. Feminists are the new branding of the coming years, what with Hillary coming into power and men being taken down at every single turn. Well, I'm ahead of the male curve. I intend to give modern woman everything they've been wanting and for years, apparently. Get me.
Apparently, when men buy a woman a drink, we are actually acting out some kind of rape scenario by getting women defenseless and drunk. Never knew that. And by showering a woman with gifts and terms of endearment, we are minimizing their self-empowerment and belittling them with chauvinistic attitudes. Saying things like sweetheart, and darling, are actually attacks against a woman's self-esteem. I use terms of endearments with people I care about and have affection for, but apparently I'm some kind of retarded programmed pig for doing so. The good news is, thanks to the feminist movement, I am changing my ways. And I am trying hard.
So if I suggest some kind of dinner or evening out, I'll be sure to check my privilege and let you decide everything including how it all goes down financially, so I don't suppress you, your self-esteem, and right to self-determination. See, I've learned new phrases and ideologues. And I used to think that when you cared for someone, it didn't matter what it cost to help them, show kindness in all ways, especially financial, and by assisting them with whatever needs they have. Turns out, us men are backward, patriarchal bullies, who need to knock off all that HONEY and DARLING and other blather, keep it an even keel and especially make sure that we keep our stunted ideas of providing, doing, looking after your needs, and other things we happily do without being asked or told, because we are on some subconscious, subtle way, invoking our male privilege and dominating your life in an oppressive and gender abusive way. Feminists are the new branding of the coming years, what with Hillary coming into power and men being taken down at every single turn. Well, I'm ahead of the male curve. I intend to give modern woman everything they've been wanting and for years, apparently. Get me.
Entitlement - gold diggers expecting men to pay for everything...OR ELSE |
Tuesday, February 9, 2016
No More Free Drinks
Men in College men starting to get the message about rape culture. They
are so scared about being called rapists and getting thrown out of
school through false allegations that they are now no longer going out
with college girls and buying them drinks. So if a man buys a woman a
drink he's a potential rapist and if he doesn't buy her a drink he's
cheap.
This is a game of catch 22 and men with rational minds see this
is a no win scenario so they are avoiding places that serve alcohol. I'm
hoping that college aged men stop taking women on dates to restaurants
for fear that women will order alcohol with their meal. I hope so called
rape culture takes women's free drinks and free meals away. I hope they
suffer by getting less male attention. The culture is essentially
training men to associate being generous to a woman with being a
potential rapist. So is it wonder that men are going their own way.
There is only so much suspicion a man can take before he just gives up,
walks away from the table and goes his own way.
Here is a partial
reading from the article from the Washington Examiner talking about this
issue. "Thanks to an increased focus on sexual assaults on college
campuses – mostly due to an overblown statistic claiming 20 percent of
college women have been sexually assaulted – young college men are
starting to rethink how they talk to women. At first glance that might
seem like a good thing – men learning to be more respectful of women and
not be so rapey – but that’s not what this is. This is about men
actually avoiding contact with women because they’re afraid a simple
kiss or date could lead to a sexual assault accusation. Bloomberg
reporters John Lauerman and Jennifer Surane interviewed multiple men
from colleges like Harvard and Stanford who expressed concern over what
was once known as a "hook-up culture" but is now labeled by feminists as
"rape culture." The change in terminology ensures that all
responsibility is placed on men, just because of their gender. Take
Malik Gill of Harvard University, who said he wouldn't even give a
female classmate a beer. “I don’t want to look like a predator,” Gill
told Bloomberg. “It’s a little bit of a blurred line.” Gone are the days
of buying a woman a drink – even if it’s just to be nice. Gill also
told Lauerman and Surane that after he passed on the contact information
of a woman who said she was interested in his fraternity brother, his
friend was hesitant to call her. “Even though she was interested, he
didn't want to pressure her,” Gill said. “He was worried about making
her feel uncomfortable.” William Pollack, a Harvard Medical School
psychologist, told the Bloomberg reporters about a patient who was
kissing a girl during a party and began thinking about what would happen
if things went further. “‘I want to go to law school or medical school
after this,’” the student said, according to Pollack. “‘I said to her,
it’s been nice seeing you.’” Pollack also noted that the media attention
to campus sexual assault has led to a “witch-hunt” mentality. “Most
males would never do anything to harm a young woman,” Pollack told the
Bloomberg reporters. But the current focus is “starting to scare the
heck out of the wrong people.”
are so scared about being called rapists and getting thrown out of
school through false allegations that they are now no longer going out
with college girls and buying them drinks. So if a man buys a woman a
drink he's a potential rapist and if he doesn't buy her a drink he's
cheap.
This is a game of catch 22 and men with rational minds see this
is a no win scenario so they are avoiding places that serve alcohol. I'm
hoping that college aged men stop taking women on dates to restaurants
for fear that women will order alcohol with their meal. I hope so called
rape culture takes women's free drinks and free meals away. I hope they
suffer by getting less male attention. The culture is essentially
training men to associate being generous to a woman with being a
potential rapist. So is it wonder that men are going their own way.
There is only so much suspicion a man can take before he just gives up,
walks away from the table and goes his own way.
Here is a partial
reading from the article from the Washington Examiner talking about this
issue. "Thanks to an increased focus on sexual assaults on college
campuses – mostly due to an overblown statistic claiming 20 percent of
college women have been sexually assaulted – young college men are
starting to rethink how they talk to women. At first glance that might
seem like a good thing – men learning to be more respectful of women and
not be so rapey – but that’s not what this is. This is about men
actually avoiding contact with women because they’re afraid a simple
kiss or date could lead to a sexual assault accusation. Bloomberg
reporters John Lauerman and Jennifer Surane interviewed multiple men
from colleges like Harvard and Stanford who expressed concern over what
was once known as a "hook-up culture" but is now labeled by feminists as
"rape culture." The change in terminology ensures that all
responsibility is placed on men, just because of their gender. Take
Malik Gill of Harvard University, who said he wouldn't even give a
female classmate a beer. “I don’t want to look like a predator,” Gill
told Bloomberg. “It’s a little bit of a blurred line.” Gone are the days
of buying a woman a drink – even if it’s just to be nice. Gill also
told Lauerman and Surane that after he passed on the contact information
of a woman who said she was interested in his fraternity brother, his
friend was hesitant to call her. “Even though she was interested, he
didn't want to pressure her,” Gill said. “He was worried about making
her feel uncomfortable.” William Pollack, a Harvard Medical School
psychologist, told the Bloomberg reporters about a patient who was
kissing a girl during a party and began thinking about what would happen
if things went further. “‘I want to go to law school or medical school
after this,’” the student said, according to Pollack. “‘I said to her,
it’s been nice seeing you.’” Pollack also noted that the media attention
to campus sexual assault has led to a “witch-hunt” mentality. “Most
males would never do anything to harm a young woman,” Pollack told the
Bloomberg reporters. But the current focus is “starting to scare the
heck out of the wrong people.”
Monday, February 8, 2016
Women of the 21st century
1) No longer know loyalty
2) No longer know how to run a household
3) No longer cook
4) No longer clean
5) Have unrealistic expectations
6) No longer strive to remain beautiful once they get a ring.
And because
1) The legal system is set up entirely to benefit females at the EXPENSE of males
2) No longer know how to run a household
3) No longer cook
4) No longer clean
5) Have unrealistic expectations
6) No longer strive to remain beautiful once they get a ring.
And because
1) The legal system is set up entirely to benefit females at the EXPENSE of males
FemiNazi in chief |
Chemically Castrate Men Who "Harass" Women, Says Feminist Professor
These feminist hypocrites always fail to mention how many men suffer
domestic violence and verbal, emotional & physical abuse from their
women. It just never gets reported because men are usually too ashamed
to report abuse by their wives and if he retaliates, the law always
takes the women's side, even is SHE initiated the violence/abuse!
The Sexodus & The Denigration of Men
Had a "modern independent woman" make it clear she wanted to start a sexual relationship with me ("I want to take you home and fuck you for days" were her exact words). She was surprised when I declined and angrily demanded to know why she was being rejected ("You must be fucking gay" were her exact words). To the contrary, I explained in that calm, soothing voice that totally pisses off an angry woman, "Besides not wanting to risk contracting a disease from you there's also the very real possibility you might get pregnant and, frankly, I don't want to be legally and financially bound to you for the next 18 years."
She went BALLISTIC. If you've never seen a woman completely lose it, its like a cross between the puking scene in The Exorcist and the alien baby tearing its way out of the belly in Alien. Total loss of all emotional control, even her ability to speak. She was drooling this foamy spit out of her mouth and her face was crimson red. Just pure rage trying to hit me and throw anything she could pick up at me. It was magnificent in its self-ownage. My friends still laugh about it to this day.
Tuesday, February 2, 2016
Saturday, January 30, 2016
This is what the world needs now
Everyone! Everywhere! Go watch this video! https://youtu.be/giOVrU2f6WE
If we act now, tomorrow can be better for everyone!
Thursday, January 28, 2016
Tuesday, January 26, 2016
The Bro Code Returns
The Bro Code has been dormant too long! Too long have people gone without the comfort and knowledge that is the bro code! So keep and eye out and visit regularly because we are going to be adding all kinds of bro code content for you!
The Bro Code Team
Monday, January 25, 2016
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